This is a story about a shit~

In any organization... division... blah blah... there is always a pile of shit...

There's always a leader who will distribute the shit to his people... but the leader would never have to deal with the shit as he would always have his people to help him clear the shit...

People who receive the shit will receive in different portions... some more... some less... some people will be happy with their shit... some would not be happy...

Watery shit... which you get if you had diarrhea... how does it come abouT? O,o

Some people who received the shit are not happy with their shit... no matter in what portions received... they'll add in more water and turn it into diarrhea and pour it onto other people's bowl...

For example: 1 portion of shit + 3 portions of water = 4 portions of diarrhea

Make sense? 1 + 3 = 4 mah... XD

So for example Person A gets 2 portions of shit but Person B gave Person A 2 portions of his diarrhea so Person A in total gets 4 portions of Shit + Watery Shit!

Person A would definitely not be happy as they received extra shit but still given the same amount of pay... Or rather they are paid 1000 coins to clear 2 portions of shit but now has to clear 4 portions of shit in total... =(

Other people who received the shit and are not happy with their shit... will do their best to clear the shit with whatever incentive they receive... though they do it unhappily... but they still do with all their might and passion... in the end... their hard work paid off... they cleared their own shit themselves! weE~! ^^

At the end of the day... when we were to gather all the shits that everyone has cleared back together... we will realise that we have more shit than what we began with... why is this so?

because of the people who don't do their piece of shit and turned it into diarrhea instead... they increased the overall shit... aka workload... and de-moralise the whole team... these people are known as the "black sheep"...

you only need 1-2 black sheeps to create a chain effect and affect the whole team... it'll drag the whole team down... the black sheep will create diarrhea to and pass it on to the team and soon... those who cleared the black sheep's shit will feel tired and give up... feeling tired and de-moralised... they might even attempt to quit the team...

Despite all these happening... the leader wouldn't know what was going on within the team as the leader is always floating on top and wouldn't care as long as the shit is cleared...

The End... (no more inspirations le~ XD)

hmmm~ why am i bloggin at this time of the day?

CAUSE I'M ON MC~!

WAH HAHAHAHAHA~

got stomach flu AGAIN... it seems never ending...

how did it start?

No idea man... felt that my stomach was abnormally weird... pooed twice a day for consecutively a few days... had loads of wind in my stomach which leads to you know what (burping and farting)... so pai sei... XD then on Sat... the final blow came...

why?

CAUSE I DUMB DUMB!

we went to celebrate Alvin's birthday... went to thai express... i ordered glass noodles... *YUMMY~!* and tried other people's food too... nicE~! then... cut ice-cream cake... eat cake... go sing k... when i reached there...

*POOF~*

I'm stuck in the toilet all the while people were singing in the room... =,=

Reason?

I only realised after I had rounds and rounds of tummy ache that i mixed green curry with the ice-cream cake... CURRY + ICE-CREAM = KILLER! according to the doctor... that triggered the stomach flu... before that I already had symptoms but i thought it was indigestion... I WAS WRONG! which lead to a fatal stomachache... T.T

That night was TORTUROUS! after rounds and rounds of pains that made me shiver like mad in the toilet and that stupid shit refuses to come out... want to shit can't shit want to vomit also can't vomit... made my whole body freaking weak... and then... i decided... to... SURRENDER!

haha... my friends helped me flagged a cab and *pooF~!* i was on my way to a 24-Hr clinic... but before that my lao po and nu er already gimme med to eat... but its not really that effective until the later part...

reached the bloody clinic finally but the consultation fee was SCARY~! It was hari raya puasa... consultation alone costs 64 bucks!!! OMG~ *fainTz* intended to stay... but after much thought... it definitely add up to 80 plus 90 nearing 100... therefore decided to take a risk and go home and wait till the next day morning...

but end up didn't consult a doctor until yesterday...

Thanks for those who helped me that night to get medicine, cabs and tissues... (the freaking toilet has NO TOILET PAPER! *kill mi man*) and for those who showed their concern... i'm fine now... *obviously* and guess still got a long long way of stomach problems to face in future... XD hahaha...

advice to all... please DO NOT mix CURRY with ICE-CREAM!!! cause COCONUT MILK DON'T LIKE COW MILK! *duhZ*

=p